Why I laugh

Have decided to write down the greatest jokes of all time;

My wife's gone to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord

My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.

My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Caracas
Yes, absolutely crazy

My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
Seoul?
No, R&B

My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Singapore?
Terrible. And the rest of the band sucked too

My wife went looking for gold in eastern Asian
Japan?
No, she went mining for it

My wife went to Indonesia the other day
Jakarta?
No, she went of her own choice

My wife when to St Petersburg
Russia?
No, I let take all the time in the world

My wifes gone to somewhere in Northern America but I dont know where
Alaska?
No its ok, I will

My wife's gone to Thailand.
Phuket?
I know, I was quite upset also


Classics, them all